Monday, December 24, 2007

The Secret Corporate Travel Guides Hide....


On average, a human being will be use the restroom 6 times a day. The activity inside the bathroom may vary, from arranging one's hair to expelling the last drop, but the cold, stark fact remains: we go to the can a lot. Thus, one has to ask: why do corporate travel guides provide scant information on urinals, sinks, and poop stools?

The answer is simple: these guides want to hide the dirty truth. Posh hostels don't want the skeletons in their water closet aired out. Upscale restaurants don't want any unsuspecting culinary connoisseur to see the terrible damage Le Cordon Bleu can do.

This blog will do its best to pull back the veil and show the world in its naked, bare, essential truth. The world is a soiled land, but a beautiful one nonetheless.